Monday, June 09, 2008

It's Tough Being The Vatican's Top Exorcist

High points of the Maria Mensajera interview with famous Italian exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth:

An exorcism wouldn't have worked with Hitler or Stalin. They were in too deep.

90% of exorcisms involve "spells", often cast by envious co-workers. That's obviously why my pens keep disappearing.

The Pope supports Exorcists. He also blames Galileo for The Bomb.

Your typical Vatican Exorcist is on call 24/7, even working on Sunday. He also get babes up the yin-yan. No wait, that's James Bond.

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