Thursday, March 12, 2009

Canada At A Glance

From Canada Newswire:

Atlantic Canada is used to poverty and joblessness and, god love 'em, they'll be fine: BCL Economic Update

BCL Economic update says British Columbia is too stoned to care about something as Metaphysically Unheavy as an economic contraction

BCL Economic update says Alberta's economy is in a slump and the place is full of total assholes

BCL Economic Update says Saskatchewan's economy will lead the country but its flat and shaped like a rectangle

BCL Economic Update says Manitoba is largely a myth, and the name is a First Nation's Word for "frozen tundra", but it's economy is weathering the storm

Ontario's economic struggle continues as it shoulders burden for whole, ungrateful nation, says BCL Economic Update

BCL Economic Update says Quebec as bitchy as Alberta, but has great cheese and Mitsou, and a mild recession will barely put a damper on the orgy

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mitsou does put a damper on the orgy - she old and bitchy lately...

Ti-Guy said...

Mitsou does put a damper on the orgy - she old and bitchy lately...

When?

Anonymous said...

You'd have to listen to her radio show...


Always talking with a vulgur Quebecois accents and joual....

Nosferatu200 said...

Hey, we aren't all assholes in Alberta. I'm merely a jerk.

And please Cherniak don't ruin my memories of when Mitsou was uber hot and I used to fantasize about her while watching "French Kiss" on much. I chose to remember her that way. And naked.

Ti-Guy said...

Lighten up, CWTF. Go watch La Corrida again.

Ti-Guy said...

I'm merely a jerk.

I myself strive for insufferability, which is a standard I wish more Albertans would aspire to.

Steve Bloom said...

BCL, I wasn't going to comment on this thread until I saw the word verification: brasize