Thursday, March 12, 2009

Galactus On Gingrich: A Guest Post


Dear Pathetic Mortal,

Galactus cares not for private ballots, for nothing is private before his all-seeing, all comprehending gaze. Galactus cares more about the junk email that crowds his in-box every morning, of which your piece is one of the most egregious examples. Furthermore, Galactus sees the name "Newt Gingrinch" and is forced to wonder...has his temporal displacement mechanism mal-functioned and returned Galactus to the 1990s? For Galactus can gaze upon the future, and nowhere does Galactus see "Newt Gingrich" in it.
Yours,
Galactus,
Eater Of Worlds

3 comments:

penlan said...

Notice that in that notice that Gingrich doesn't mention that the secret/private ballot is still an option. In other words there's a choice.

Anonymous said...

some choice . . . a show of hands ballot to decide if a secret ballot is necessary.

That will make it soooo easy for the union goons to count hands and bust heads.

Joe Stalin would approve.

Nosferatu200 said...

As opposed to the union busting goons who have made a very lucrative career out of intimidating workers often using illegal methods to carry out their assignmed missions...