Damn that's awesome!
British scientists have stumbled across a fossilized claw, part of an ancient sea scorpion, that is of such large proportion it would make the entire creature the biggest bug ever.
How big? Bigger than you, and at 8 feet (2.4 metres) long as big as some Smart cars.
Big enough to make a huge motherin' scorpion lollipop.
(PS. A confession. In monster movies I always cheer for the giant bugs.)