Partly its the craggy good looks, partly the look of steely arrogance that says "I conquered with Chretien while you sucked left hind titty with Paul Martin"--but for the most part I'd say its the awesome trench-coat that makes Peter Donolo look so sexxxy. That trench coat is worth more than my car. I asked my wife for a trench coat like that for Xmas and she said the only way we could afford it is if I died and she collected the insurance. So apparently I'm getting a George Foreman grill, and that's that. In any case, use the picture below for comparison purposes. It reeks of total non-sexxxiness:
How can the LPoC keep losing to these guys?