Who Killed Conservative Ideologue Jonathon Kay...

...and replaced him with this bag of compassionate centrist mush?  The column is factually correct, but Jeezuz talk about no fun anymore.  Can someone get his momma to smack a spine into him?   I dunno what happened to the guy.  I figure he must have got a glimpse of The Reaper, and is now trying to get straight with Jesus.  Or maybe the wheels of the law gradually ground him down.  But his "new direction" doesn't do me any good at all.  With Conservative media outlets firing people left right and center and him gone soft, I'm running out of people to yell at.