Monday, June 11, 2007

That Was An Act?

Reality TV star Paris Hilton has told Barbara Walters that she will no longer "act dumb". Instead, she will don a pair of geek glasses and take on the role of a brainy lab assistant in the upcoming Spider Man IV. "But, professor, the vacuum tube...it's degaussing (tee hee!)!"

Of course, this career move comes with its own set of risks. What if she quits acting dumb, but doesn't appear to become any more intelligent?

(PS. I thought of including a picture of a scantily clad Paris, but some things are just too easy)

8 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Heh.

Anonymous said...

now she just be dumb . . . . she can sign up for Belinduh lessons

Anonymous said...

I'll be she votes Democrat.

bigcitylib said...

Anon 12:09,

I'll be she do 2.

Ti-Guy said...

There seem to be a number of bibulous trolls around. Is the Delisle liquor store having a blow-out sale today, or what?

Anonymous said...

No, ti-guy, we don't have the literary wit or brevity to write 'Heh' as you do.

Go back to your Hentai.

Ti-Guy said...

Ontario Lad?

Anonymous said...

She could be a Liberal senator, too.