Sunday, September 19, 2010

Reality Refutes Tony Clement

On the very same day federal Minister of Industry Tony Clement poo-poohed the idea of a dangerous spider registry, an unregistered dangerous spider--likely Mexican, having snuck up over the Mexico/American border and hitched a ride North on a crate of California bananas--was reported to have terrorized a Woodbridge man.

No word on whether the spider was an adherent of the so called "religion of peace", but we can speculate wildly.
When will Clement and those other fools in Ottawa realize the truth? THEY'RE...NOT...JUST...INNOCENT...ANIMALS! THEY HAVE AGENDAS OF THEIR OWN!!!


ridenrain said...

Mexican spiders have never been this far North.
More proof of Global Warming!

What was that the greenies say..never let a good crisis go to waste.

Gene Rayburn said...

Ridofbrain's comment above. Lack of a functioning intelligence!

A mind is a terrible thing to waste Ridofbrain.

A Eliz. said...

Where I grew up,and worked in our grocery store, there was a truck bringing vegetables,fruit, especially bananas and I was out, one day while they were unloading bananas and the man threw a bunch and swore , yelled about the big spider and eventually killed it.....was from South America!

bigcitylib said...

Exactly, Anja, but Tony Clement doesn't want to register them. Why does he hate Canada?

Terence said...

BCL, Tony Clement doesn't hate Canada. But he probably hates himself for being Harper's bum boy and not having any cojones of his own. The fact he's not very bright is just another consideration......then again he's a Tory

nathan said...

I was impressed by the Toronto Sun's saying the family freaked over the spider - this from a newspaper that freaks out over EVERYTHING.

Southern Quebec said...

Won't someone think of the spider?