Saturday, December 04, 2010

Shaw TV Declares War On Xmas; BCL Steps In To Save Season

Shaw is adding its popular holiday television channel showing a crackling fireplace log to its Video on Demand service, where it can be viewed for a charitable donation.


To access the Video on Demand (VoD) version, viewers will have to make a payment of 99 cents...

Normally I would approve of anything that makes people miserable around the holidays, but recently I've been feeling inspired by the whole wikileaks thing, and have decided that, for this season only, I will be offering a pirated version of the famous buring fireplace here at BCLSB absolutely free of charge:

You don't have to thank me. Xmas-time visiters looking for something a bit more lively can watch the alternative video below. It's got nice music:


Fred said...

and think of all the CO2 you have just prevented from getting into the atmosphere. You're a real Warmista, not like one of those faux greenies.

If you go fast, maybe you can get down to Cancun for some kudos & free stuff.

Gene Rayburn said...

I guess that's Happy Holidays from the Christmas Douche

Tof KW said...

Fred must be hitting the Christmas spirits early, and pretty hard again I guess. Though one could argue he never really slowed down since last Christmas.

frank -- Decoding SwiftHack said...

But the Christmas bombing, man, what about the Christmas bombing? You know, that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab guy, or is it Omar Farouq, or... ugh, I feel like declaring war against variant spellings.

Also, here's for Fred: YAMAL!!!!!

-- frank

James said...

Shaw have backtracked rather quickly:

Much like Harper's decision to alter O Canada once the public noticed.