Conrad Black must await sentencing in the U.S., because he can't muster the funds to get into Canada, ruled Judge Amy St. Eve today. She also ruled he should be given a daily spanking with a wet towel, to soften him up for those lonely men he'll meet in the joint.
Say, whose that hot chick beside him? Is that Barbara Amiel? I bet if she ever runs out of the blood of virgins, she'll crumble into dust like that chick in The Hunger .