From Fox News:
WASHINGTON Â Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, tired of trying to stem the rise of sectarian violence, revealed in a published report that he wishes he could quit and that he will not seek a second term.
When asked in a Wall Street Journal interview whether he would consider a second term, he responded: "Impossible. I wish it could be done with even before the end of this term."
Nouri al wants out! He wants to quit pronto! He wants an early retirement, a condo in Florida! He wants that gold watch right NOW! He wants a plane ticket, and a suit-case full of the diamonds Saddam jacked from Kuwait during the first Gulf War!
And then he's gone baby, he's a dot. His hands are clean, his conscience is clear, and he's gettin' the fuck outta Dodge before it all goes South.
Bye Bye, suckas! Bye Bye! Get yourself another puppet! Let some other sap wear a bullseye on his turban. Maliki ain't doing it ANYMORE!