Pope Benedict lashed out at Canada today for allowing same sex marriage and abortion:
"In the name of tolerance your country has had to endure the folly of the redefinition of spouse, and in the name of freedom of choice it is confronted with the daily destruction of unborn children," the Pope told a group of bishops from Ontario.
Tough shit, Benny, and you know what the funny part is? We may have sold our asses to the Devil, but things are going along fine. Everyone's living peaceably, the economy's doing great. There's no sign we're going to sink into the ocean anytime soon. So take that crap back to the Vatican; it don't play in TO.
Oh, and here's one right back at you!
I DENOUNCE THEE POPE BENEDICT! I DENOUNCE THEE!