Thursday, October 08, 2009

Poll Busting News! Harper was Faking It!


[Former Rheostatics singer Dave] Bidini also questions Harper’s piano playing that night. “You never see his hands. If they were really going to do this, and if he really is an accomplished piano player, don’t you kind of sell that a little bit? ...There’s something about it that just doesn’t ring true.”

Booyah! This is worse than wafergate! Watch the momentum leak away!

25 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

He wasn't playing with his hands. Harper banged that out with his massive penis.

Adrian Ludwin said...

Not a chance. See all those musicians behind him? You think one of them wouldn't talk if he'd been faking it?

Blues Clair said...

Ti-Guy wins it all. Hilarious.

bigcitylib said...

Adrian, SH would have had their hands cut off.

Ti-Guy said...
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Ti-Guy said...

Ti-Guy wins it all. Hilarious.

I can't win. I was obviously lying. There's no way Harper's penis is out of any number of Conservative mouths long enough to be able to perform like this.

CanadianSense said...

After wafers and bodybags, when are you guys going to clue into reality?

I know the polls numbes are bad and Bob Rae is knifing Iffy but still now a NAC fake scandal too.

Steve V said...

Nobody can play that badly and "fake" it.

CS

You have the nerve to speak of reality, and then you talk about Rae knifing Iggy. You are such a useless clown.

Ti-Guy said...

After wafers and bodybags, when are you guys going to clue into reality?

The minute you get a sense of humour, troll.

Ti-Guy said...

And speaking of polls, does anyone know under which bed number one Iggynaut Ted Betts hides whenever the Liberals do poorly in the (so-called) polls?

bigcitylib said...

Don't be mean to Ted.

Steve V said...

Just a quick point on this gonad CanadianNonsense. He claims to have some level of objectivity, but look at the comments he leaves over at safe haven Con blogs:

"It is safe to ignore the Liberals until WE call an election."

Big Bob Rae supporter back in the day. Oh, for sure. Please.

Anyways, I understand why he frequents the Liberal blogs, nobody visits that morgue he calls home.

Blues Clair said...

shush steve v, adults talking here.

Ti-Guy said...

Don't be mean to Ted.

I'm not being mean. I'm asking for these high-powered Iggynauts to step up to the plate.

Ti-Guy said...

Anyways, I understand why he frequents the Liberal blogs, nobody visits that morgue he calls home.

And no one can repay the Conservatives for the trolling...er, attention...they pay Liberals, since their blog commenting is shut down tighter than..than...

...Kate McMillan's legs at a family reunion?

Meh. Needs work.

CanadianSense said...
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Ti-Guy said...

Would you fuck off, you braying jackass?

Steve V said...

Rae is not doing anything, he merely stood up against a guy who was clearly out of control. The fact you are going with this angle says more about your own bias, than anything substantive.


blues clair

How juvenile ;)

Anonymous said...

So how much did Iggy sink in the polls today ?

Nice diversion attempt.

CanadianSense said...
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Ti-Guy said...

Nice diversion attempt.

...and with a flip of his hair, he flounced off.

CanadianSense said...

Free speech no longer welcome on this Lib blog?

Ti-Guy said...

Free speech no longer welcome on this Lib blog?

You were abusing his property rights.

...commie.

Reality Bites said...

Harpo faking it? That would hardly come as a surprise to Laureen Teskey.

JimBobby said...

Whooee! I don't doubt that the guy was singin' an' plinkin'. What I doubt is that the guy was really Harper. Look at the colour of that face. I figger it was somebuddy wearin' one o' them there rubber masks like on the ol' Mission Impossible show.
JB